MENSCH MEN COMEDY

MENSCH MEN COMEDY

Sat · October 27, 2018

Doors: 9:15 pm / Show: 9:30 pm (event ends at 11:00 pm)

$12

Dress Code: Casual
Age: 18 and over
Dinner: Available throughout the night.

There is a two item minimum purchase for this event.

TICKET PRICES

$12

ALAN SQUATS
ALAN SQUATS
Alan Squats is an Italian mensch man who was born and raised in North, New Jersey. He is a pleasure to work with. He likes to do squats @ the gym. Plus, if he ever gets married and have kids, maybe they’ll call him “Papa Squats?”

His favorite color is blue, just like his collar. I know he’s wearing black and white in the picture above but uh, anyway-He’s been performing music and comedy on stage since the age of fifteen. He landed his first paid acting gig on an episode of Boardwalk Empire in 2010. He funded his own stand-up comedy tour across the country in 2015 and recently booked a national tour playing bass and singing back-up vocals for rock band, Pullman Standard (West –> East) in 2017.

Man, I am so sick of talking about this guy. He toes the line with being confident and arrogant but sometimes he’s he looks like a deer in head lights. Did you know he was voted by his peers to be one of the captains of a state championship winning high school football team in 2002? Its true. Sometimes, that’s all the son of a bitch still talks about. Every time he talks about it I’m like, “Hey, there can only be one Al Bundy. Right?” Anyway, enough of Alan Squats. He still owes me money for writing this ABOUT ME section. Blah, blah, blah. He credits his success and achievements to individual effort, team effort, and the positive influences and role models he was blessed to be surrounded by in his, i.e.; his father, mother, brother, sister, uncle, and a list of endless childhood friends.

Browsing through this website you will find various reels, comedy sketches, live performances, blogs, football radio demos, original music, and this write-up that he doesn’t even credit me for. – Anonymous
P.S. For Booking Inquiries please contact us direct: AlanSquats@gmail.com
Venue Information:
Comedy Palace - Gold Room
8878 Clairemont Mesa Blvd.
San Diego, CA, 92123
http://www.thecomedypalace.com/